lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
There is an old gay cliche that you can spot the bottoms in the bar because they throw their arms above their heads when dancing.
bleeding through aka the biggest character development
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.